Strange Things Happen When Your Just Driving Along
This couple is driving along the Desert Road just north of Waiouru and the husband, who is driving,
is complaining about everything.....the cold, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, the
bad drivers in the country etc etc......and his wife is getting absolutely pissed off with his
depressing talk.
So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my Swiss Army knife......".
About half an hour later, sure as nuts, he starts complaining again and before he could blink his
wife pulls out her knife, slices the guys John Thomas off and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three....husband, wife and their 8 year old daughter.
The penis suddenly lands on their car's windscreen and the father, in an absolute panic as he
doesn't want his daughter to see, quickly puts the windscreen wipers on to get the dick off the
windscreen and out of the view of his daughter.
After he does this the daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that??". Her father, still in a panic,
replies " Oh it was only a butterfly my dear".
To which his daughter replies "Fuck me, did you see the size of its cock!!"